Bert is Evil!

Bert Fortuyn?

There's an political landslide going on in The Netherlands! The upcoming political power is "De Lijst Fortuyn", a list named to it's founding father Pim Fortuyn. Called a 'populist' and a 'right winged troublemaker' in The Netherlands, our conclusion after some heavy research is that he's better named a 'puppet master'.

We have reason to believe -and found the evidence too- that the political father of Pim Fortuyn is nobody else than Bert.
Bert was kicked out of the Republican Party in the eighties because of his idea's that were even to extreme for Ronald Reagan!

Slogan's by which Bert was voted into congres were "Sesame Street is full", "American Puppets first" and "Let doctor Bob take care of those lazy puppet's that don't wanna work" (Dr.Bob from Sesame Street was befriended with Dr. Kavorkian, a.k.a. "Doctor Death).

In the early nineties Bert visited The Netherlands to see his old pal Prince Bernard (see also this page) and it seems that he also did spend some time with Pim Fortuyn. They had a lot of fun, went to some darkrooms together and even held a head-shaving party (left) because Bert liked the looks of Pim so much. Looking at the current political agenda of the 'Lijst Fortuyn', the two friends must have been exchanging political views...

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