Bert is Evil! - Statue of terror

Bagdad - After dubious home-videos and pictures from Abu Graib and other Club Med locations there's some new commotion up ahead. It seems that the world wide broadcast of Saddam's downfall is not what it seemed.
Was Saddam just a puppet, was Bert the truly evil one? A photograph of one of America's finest has been recovered, showing the take down of a statue that has a striking resemblance to Bert