Easter Island Monolith

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Easter Island Monolith

This photo is further proof of Bert’s evil dating back to the dawn of civilization.

The Kevin Costner Connection

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The Kevin Costner Connection

He talked Kevin into making more horribe movies such as “Waterworld”, “Robin Hood” and, his latest crime, “The Postman”.

Bert’s Nose Correction

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Bert’s Nose Correction

In the early days, when Bert was still a small time criminal, the New York police had a very good profile on Bert. That’s why he chose to get a nose job.

Crop Circle

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Crop Circle

Why the F.B.I. tried to hide this evidence, I’m not sure. Maybe they already knew about Bert’s links with the extra-terrestial.

I think those are Ernie’s Shoes!

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I think those are Ernie’s Shoes!

Bert’s been known to rape and assault women. But he also seems to like orange-colored muppet friends.